Saturday, January 10, 2015
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
A smooth talker.
Wife: "How would you describe me?" (Eyes blinking)
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable,
gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Saturday, December 6, 2014
Friday, November 28, 2014
Saturday, November 22, 2014
Sadly Mr. Odd's life
Once there was a boy named Odd.
Odd was the brunt of jokes his whole life, because of his name, even though he grew up to be a successful lawyer.
When Odd was old and about to die, he said, "People have been teasing me my whole life, and I don't want them doing it after I am dead, so I don't want my name printed on my tombstone."
After Odd died, people saw his blank tombstone and said, "That's odd!"
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