Wednesday, December 10, 2014

A smooth talker.



Wife: "How would you describe me?" (Eyes blinking)

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable,

gorgeous, and hot."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Friday, November 28, 2014

Feel bored in office? You should buy one.


Source: storyful

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Sadly Mr. Odd's life




Once there was a boy named Odd. 

Odd was the brunt of jokes his whole life, because of his name, even though he grew up to be a successful lawyer. 

When Odd was old and about to die, he said, "People have been teasing me my whole life, and I don't want them doing it after I am dead, so I don't want my name printed on my tombstone." 

After Odd died, people saw his blank tombstone and said, "That's odd!"